You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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