that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
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