I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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