Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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