the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
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