what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
Randomize
