If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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