I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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