I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
She's the barista slut.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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