i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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