I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
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