...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
i just google imaged poop.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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