South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
Randomize
