i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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