margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
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