Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
Rumble strips road head = magical
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
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