Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
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