got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
Randomize
