Where did you get a picture of my penis
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Randomize
