If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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