Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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