Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
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I need you to use more vowels.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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