so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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