I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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