my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
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