I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
two words...techno handjob
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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