I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
You need Xanax blowdarts
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
Randomize
