Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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