KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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