dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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