yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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