The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
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