i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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