I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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