i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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