So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
I'm going to write a letter. It's going to say, Dear Every Girl Ever: Take some goddam initiative and wake me up with a blowjob and I will eat out of your hand. Love, Every Guy Ever
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
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