Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
Randomize
