this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
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