Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Holy sore nipples Batman
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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