I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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