some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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