I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
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