Taylor Swift is so right about you.
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
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