All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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