that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
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