Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
After last night, I could never be a politician.
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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