You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
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