It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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