i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Found your dick twin last night
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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