im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
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Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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